
There is a plaice (oops place! Sorry!) in
Chelsea where you can sit and fish the day away, sunny days on the riverbank with only your rod and tin of maggots for company if yo

u like! I’m not ‘carp’ing on that you should wish to be a lone ‘sole’, but you can ‘fin’d solace in your own company if you want to. Well yesterday there was quite a crowd there, it was the first 7Seas Fishing Tournament this year and people were having a ‘whale’ of a time! (Sorry, that’s a mammal I know!).
Chelsea manager Seany1235 Blinker was in attendance, overseeing all the proceedings and having a go at fishing himself, he is often seen there

throwing a line out and seems a real fan of SL fishing. Seany asked me to have a go, but I wasn’t rising to the ‘bait’, I was worried I might get ‘hooked’ on it, so I decided just to watch the others ‘tackle’ the waters.
Each angler seemed to have a different style and some definitely seemed a bit fishy, perhaps a bit of cheating was going on? One lady was using a magnet instead of a rod, I’ve no idea what she was trying to catch, perhaps she was fis

hing for old bicycles or supermarket trolleys! Another lady had a really laid back app’roach’ as she leaned back with her ciggie dangling between her lips, looking too cool to load a maggot on her hook.
Then we had the guy who had really pushed the boat out, by dressing in a wetsuit complete with goggles and flippers, it may have been a ‘shark’skin wetsuit, I’m not sure! As I stood watching I was startled by the sound of

explosions, and then I saw her, a lady called Jessi, r’eel’ing over from the shock, I realised that Jessi was throwing sticks of TNT into the water, could this be breaking the rules? I’m not sure what ‘scale’ of cheating this comes under in the rulebook!
SL London owner Debs Regent appeared to see how the contest was going and give it her ‘seal’ (yes I know that’s not a fish, but it does go in the water!!) of approval.

There were cash prizes to be won, and the first tournament of 2009 was a big success. The first prize was awarded to Pianons Clip with a score of 157 points (L$330), second to Jessi82 Oh (TNT lady!)(L$165) and the third and fourth prizes split between Frances Benelli and Sylke Spyker (L$27 each).

Well enough of fish puns!! I’m off to the chip shop for cod and chips, that’s if I have enough money, Seany never did pay me that sick squid he owed me!!!